big blue alien junkie

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HAHDHSSADlkjassdflk. okay so hot take.

in my humble opinion, i think we can all agree that it's definitely not going to be oikawa.

and while i ultimately think that makki is a Certified Freak who's down for anything, i also believe deep in my heart that the mere thought of this plagues him with visions of bugs on his balls. he would jump at every little noise thinking a coyote is two steps from chomping on his dick.

naturally, i think that mattsun is totally game. he'll fuck anywhere. but i think he's got this underlying need to be as much of a gentleman about it as possible. laying down his jacket, holding you up against the tree, things like that. he'll fuck you there if it's the only option. but if there's any chance of hustling back to the car and blowing your back out on his nice leather seats instead...........

but now....walk with me here....

iwaizumi's going to surprise you. because you're convinced he's the sensible one. the most mature. reasonable. there's not a chance in hell that you can flirt your way into getting fucked nasty in between a thicket of picturesque pine trees by a sweaty iwaizumi in his slutty running shorts right????