fix your hearts or die

ah fuck this is currently breaching containment

once I added this it took me 15 minutes to find a backpack that met my needs and order it with free shipping. I feel reborn

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

Trigun has truly changed my life in some pretty incredible ways, one of those ways being that I cannot hear the words “my leg” without having to fight back a sleeper agent.

do you think lestat would stop doing all that if they just dyed his hair brown

the other possible explanation is that a straight guy led kim on at a bar once and he has remained bitter about it ever since

making friends via fandom is inherently hilarious because in many ways it's like a regular friendship and sometimes you'll share stuff that's going on in your lives and offer support and talk about food or pets or random cultural stuff because you live on opposite sides of the damn planet, but also some of your interactions are like "hello beloved friend whom I cherish deeply, I have brought you a deceptively platonic gift of lovingly crafted star wars porn"