It's a Special Kind of Glamour

it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

either the activity should be called brooming or the object should be called a sweep. you can't have a unique word for each. utterly reckless waste in a language with limited phonemes

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

Happy anniversary to this post 💕🌈♿️

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

This post doesn't say it so clarifying in reblogs, but the guy in the last screenshot actually went through with it. He's now facing attempted murder charges but the victim is alive thankfully. I kept saying he was gonna kill somebody eventually. Turns out that when someone makes a career out of going around livestreaming themselves macing random black people in the face while calling them chimps and threatening to shoot them to death it's not a joke. At a point I found myself wondering why he wasn't in jail, but it's Tennessee so it's really no surprise.

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother