Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

don't think about the way qifrey was clearly bothered by the light as he walked back into the hospital room and had to take a moment to adjust before properly looking in