Dead Dog Do Eat

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

"The value of the physical form and what is done with it / how it is presented may be either sacred or immaterial depending on the beliefs of the first party, but no matter the case, the first party should have the choice to alter, modify, and impliment whatever physical aspects desired or required for the desired outcome to be achieved regardless of the aesthetic or philosophical preferences of those unaffected", but also "Everybody else thinks they know exactly what your job is and has an opinion on it despite zero first hand experience"

I was huge on creepypastas as a kid but the only one that ever actually scared me was the rake and now thagt I'm older I can confidently say that I am still scared of the rake

"what if there was a mentally ill teenager and they killed people" versus "what if there was some bizarre near motiveless emaciated monster that has existed for hundreds of years and sometimes it silently showed up in your house while you slept to largely do nothing except for unpredictable occasions where it decides it is in fact time to do something to you" like ok go fuck yourself

Like just the fact it murders people SOMETIMES and isn't just baseline a bloodthirsty killing machine makes it 100x worse . What are you Plotting. I have been scared of being watched in my sleep for 11 years in a row

Like ok remove the monster element and just imagine it's a dude. Like imagine just some dude doing that. Why are you hanging out in my bedroom while I sleep not even looking at me. How long have u been doing this. Stop it????? Stop??????????????

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

old people are always sayin shit like 'back in MY day depression wasnt real, nobody was mentally ill and if they were they got locked up cause they were for real sick in the head' and then all music for all of history has been some shit like EVERYTHING IS FUCKED / I DRINK THE PAIN AWAY / EVERYBODYS GOT A PLAN / AND ITS TO DIE off Baleen Parkers hit anthology album MURDER SUICIDE AND OTHER MODERN CLASSICS

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.