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hi i'm [redacted]! any pronouns are fine [except for it/its]

i'm an anthropology student who has way too many thoughts. i'm also an author and poet. i created the umbraverse which is a bunch of cults, magic and lesbians. i also have a poem book published [let me know if you want the link to it!]

[leans back, chewing a piece of wheat] i've been on this here website since 2012......you could say i'm a veteran of the hellsite [spits out my wheat] anyway, here are some fun stamp things in case you dislike reading [why are you on tumblr. all you do is read on here]:

#about me #intro post #HERE I DID ONE BYE LOL #pinned post

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damndorothea

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#tried not to bleed out #slept for a really long time #called off work and was sad about it #cause i wanted to go to work and do things :((#decided on the most chaotic name for myself #kissed my girlfriend #drove my coworker home from work because it was raining #and she doesnt have a car

supremeorphan ------> basementofheaven

cause i just realized it was available LOL

#shout out to 'Put Your Money On Me' by Arcade Fire for having that lyric #ITS SO GOOD???

yes i fucked up the funny number >:(

choose what color i should dye my hair [pics are in order of poll option]

Cherry Chestnut

Strawberry Blonde

Twilight Titanium

Midnight Teal

Ruby Red

Ginger Glow or Golden Copper [side by side pics]

Smoky Sapphire

Emerald Envy

Magenta Morning

Multiple colors!! [tell me which ones and what style :0 like split dye, dip dye,

Remaining time: 18 hours 25 minutes

#my hair is inbetween dark blonde and copper brown #which is why i have both on there lol #poll #polls #tumblr polls

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fledgling-witch

The Evidence:

The Magic School Bus can time travel

When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she “knows everything”

However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if she’s experienced this all before

Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzle’s childhood remains mysterious

Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so

Nobody is ever named “Valerie Frizzle” at birth

Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes

A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student

Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold

featherless-wings

Holy shit???????

sistertaxon

She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need

fledgling-witch

the-dark-aquarian

What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?

nentuaby

One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.

Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those who’ve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond with ‘em.

h3lena-o

dope

immolationiv

LIZ IS TRANS TOO BC SHE HAS HORNS AND FEMALE JACKSONS CHAMELEONS DONT HAVE HORNS

fledgling-witch

lilu-the-almighty

Ms frizzle is a time traveling trans woman is not a take I expected to encounter today but it’s one that I will stand buy to my god damn grave

anyone wanna see one of the inspo pics for Medea [my jester OC/self insert for the Umbraverse] owo

#umbraverse

teaboot

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

teaboot

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

teaboot

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

teaboot

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

My ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

memewhore

bronzetomatoes

one more day til the stop sign

mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

40ouncesandamule

Stop sign day

longshrimp

STOP SIGN DAY

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

saw a weird ad and decided to make it whatever this is

#meme #shitpost #tumblr ads #but make it stupid

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snowlilly

OC habits ask game

🗣️ Voice 1. Are they talkative? 2. Is their voice quiet or loud? 3. Do they have unusual speech patterns? 4. Do they have an accent or dialect? 5. Do they like to sing? Are they good at it?

🖐️ Hands 6. Left handed, right handed, ambidextrous? 7. Neat or messy hand writing? 8. Do they draw/paint a lot? 9. Are they good or bad at making handicrafts? 10. Do they need their hands occupied a lot? If so, what do they do?

🍛 Food 11. What's their favorite food/least favorite food? 12. Are they a picky eater? 13. Any food they avoid for reasons other than taste? 14. How are their table manners? 15. Do they rather eat too much or too little? 16. Do they prefer to eat alone or with company? 17. Are they good at cooking?

🛏️Sleep 18. Morning person or night owl? 19. Easy to fall asleep or insomniac? 20. Light or heavy sleeper? 21. Do they move around a lot while sleeping? 22. Are they used to sleeping around others or alone? 23. Do they snore? 24. Other sleeping habits?

#oc ask time #idk lol #ask game

avoyuki-avocado

I'm curious... Who am I?

Feel free to make this a reblog game idk uhh...

Reblog game: make a poll and name 4 things about you or what you post in your blog and tag friends

what am I to you?

that one person who likes Ace Trappola so much she hates him affectionately

that one person who makes cursed twst art like that handsome squidward adeuce

that one obey me x twst fan

your brainrotting but cool mootie

Voting ended onJun 9

Theyre all correct answers I just wanna know

@twistedstorys-blog @purezneon @magical-regical @drowsy-king @idia-draconia @akiracray @misteria247

misteria247

A beloved comrade whom I love very much

What am I too you?

Some random soggy creature you've taken pity on

The cool mysterious old woman you'd find in a cave who'd give you a sword

A curse that you can never escape that haunts you like a sleep paralysis demon

That mutual you get excited to see on the dash because shenanigan time

Voting ended onJun 9

Tagging! @hanafubukki @wyvernslovecake @fiden-criatura @aureeeliaa @sothisish0witends @whoever else wants to participate! Feel free to ignore if you don't want to play. :)

sothisish0witends

ngl... you kinda seem like the gal to give people swords in a cool cave :) totally not influenced by the fact i want a sword haha what do you mean...

WHO AM I TO YOU!?!?!

a little gremlin :3

would stare at u across the street like an op and disappear when a bus passes by

Sorceress who appears in mist one day to give prophetic advice and then leaves

a deskmate from school^^

Voting ended onJun 12

tags^^ @the-legend-of-zzzzzz @katarithekat @ashyd-shy @gilmore-ezekiel @itsdesssuyo @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @az-the-knight

+ whoever wants to join^^

az-the-knight

a deskmate from school, in the best most chaotic way possible!

Who am I

the town crier

that one guy who knows someone for everything (i know a guy)

frothing at the mouth about The Character (tm)

friend who’s both stopping ur crises and encouraging your chaos

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

@hy0gatoxzu @not-kamenx @master-of-spirits (idk ur non rp blog so *shrugs*) @frillsofvoid @thepolysonafan @lovechomps

not-kamenx

last one but I was VERY close to choosing the third option cuz I always see you talking about Ciel on your beyblade blog

Who is me, who am I to you sillies ✨

guy who has a crisis every other Thursday

smth smth Jaxon Cross

random person that descended from the heavens to bless u ancient cookie recipe

gluttonous hamster whose greed knows no bound and will bite your hand off for $1

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

@o-birdseed-o @spirirsstuff @ari-tan @mio1y @aliasgrimm do not feel pressured :D

o-birdseed-o

Hello dear gluttonous hamster, thank you for the tag

Who am I?

The girl foaming at the mouth for Sam Winchester

The lurkiest lurker who ever lurked

The girl you followed for a fandom that she hasn't posted about it in 6 months

"Didn't you draw that one thing that one time" -you probably

Remaining time: 10 hours 38 minutes

No Pressure Tags! @misswritealot @ironspider-loki @g3n3s1s-l0v3 @erodottir and anyone else!!

ironspider-loki

:D thanks sm for the tag!

Who am I

the blog you followed because it had one fandom you are in listed in its intro

the girl you followed back just because

someone who randomly posts shit about her life you never wanted to know

Someone who suddenly became very very gay after being the straightest straight

Voting ended onJun 13

@misswritealot @eyeballdango @sunny-funny-honey-pants @lamarieederik @lavender-luminarie @hdgepodgelovesfrogs @capturedmorn @chaoticxsnowflake @starwarslovinglilguy and open tags!!

lavender-luminarie

oh wow this was really hard because i have memory loss whenever it comes to remembering things about myself

tell me who i am because i don't really know either

actually cannot say anything without rambling

random moot of a moot or something like that

that one girl who reblogs at least five different ships a day

says she'll finish an edit/an essay/a fic and then disappears

Voting ended onJun 14

okay PEOPLE @rayrayhaywire @inejeverdeen @girlfriendsof221b @misswritealot and open tags :)

inejeverdeen

thanks for the tag!

Who am I?

someone who posted one (1) post about something you like and didn’t ever again

person who tries a lil too hard to be clever

rambling rambler

someone who cannot get over anything ever (especially my fav mlm)

Voting ended onJun 14

Ok I never know who to tag but @wesperfaerie @scooterdaracoonx3 @stuckydrewx @play-in-the-rainn @bucks-apron + open tags!

wesperfaerie

Ok so I'll try this.

Who Am I?

Someone who randomly followed you,, so you followed me back

A very neurodivergent Six of Crows lover

someone who joined your role play and forgot about it but occasionally joins

Anyone but a stable person

Voting ended on1h

ummm not sure who to tag? I'm not really close with anyone yet but here we go: @painterpangolin13 @grisha-offical @queerbookbitch @pacificpearls @investmentofmyheart and um anyone else, open tags?

queerbookbitch

who am I besties?

that one person who has terminal good omens and six of crows brain worms

that weird lesbian

that person who is always about to kill themself or others

dispenser of aggressive but sound mental health advice and encouragement

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

yay I'm glad we're close!

uh just tagging everyone @teenytinydinosaurs @glassesgirlies @saphhoandstrawberries @nowhere-4ever @apjofan @kit-and-kaboodle-02 @luna1ol @rambling-rosee @minorlyobssesedwithginger @sabitha-is-magical @guiltyy-as-s1n @inverted-scorpio-33 @laymedowninthedirt @wavescyber @ezra-didntreallyfall @thetravelingfrogwizard @randomwholocker @phinksyhxhfan @unassumingcavegoblin @icedcoffee2809 @mrbuggyknot @ihavenoconsistentinterests @anders-chr @wisegirl42 @i-would-download-a-car @xombilog @jellyfishspacereality @rainbowhyperfixation @bookloveralina @tremendoustragedybard @bpd-swiftie @penpen363 @belladonna413 @sunshine-fahey @inedibleplastic @littlemisslucygay @alastorsluttylittlehipsway @chronicallyonlinebitch @chess-choco-chronicles @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @gossamer-daydream

inedibleplastic

Who am I???

Multifandom Maniac

Avid doodler

Writer of random shit

Rad bro

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

tell me the answers

@yapofalltrades @riverwriteswords379 @yawnwhatyadoing @sparesomeserotonin @colorfulwording @illuminatedmoon000 @ragged-mongoose

some of you I haven't tagged in a bit I hope you remember me

yapofalltrades

You are simultaneously most of those lol. I chose the first one.

Who am I..?

That chaotic weirdo you follow out of pity and/or an odd form of intrigue

Deans person

Guy who cycles through various fandoms sporadically

The option for the people here for my rambles/art

Remaining time: 2 days 18 minutes

tags (pls tell me what you chose lol):

@supremeorphan @bluedancer9000 @call-me-chips @crows-keep @sparesomeserotonin @mistycatt

basementofheaven

yap ur the Deans #1 fan (and also my friend lol)

who am i??

human encyclopedia

Lore Creator

name factory who can’t chose a name for herself

probably a cult leader [affectionate]

gay gay lesbian gay

idk how i found you but i'm staying

Tumblr's Mother Hen [tm]

Remaining time: 9 hours 27 minutes

idk if i did this right either lol

@yapofalltrades @ferriswheelaccident @witchingswell @hekknsreblogs @ginny-weasley-is-the-best @caineapologist @lenorev1901 @robotswashingdishes

#moots #tag game #wait this said 4 things #i cannot read #also i just woke up lmao

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86678956

[drops this here] enjoy lesbians.

#umbraverse #fic #my fic #ao3 #wattpad #ao3 writer #ao3 author #ao3feed

stupid ass prediciton:

tomorrow

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

#just chug a bottle of vanilla extract #fuck it

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senatortedcruz

I am in fucking tears

aboonoor-deactivated20180121

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

marquesadesantos-deactivated201

Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.

omnistruck

Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.

it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.

ramentic

Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.

zeaux-indigeaux-deactivated2018

Spread culture, respect customs, be good people. Simple as that.

ghdos-blog

Didn’t know this.

aymygod

Reblogging again

frienddotsparkle

THE AMOUNTS OF REBLOGS THIS HAS JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY

hayloft-a-creakin-deactivated20

S I G N A L B O O S T

princessmoonblogs

Reblog forever !

lazarusemma

Similarly, if a Jew is saying the Shemonah Esrei prayer (whispered, moving only the mouth, standing facing east with legs together) don’t go in front unless there’s a barrier.

frogzilla3983

Signal boost!

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