Bruh I don't even know at this point

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

did anyone hear that

i think there's something out here

i'm scared. is anyone there?

help

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

What do you mean Fulgrim was at those Slaanesh parties?

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.