The Web Novelist King

I think that having the first three episodes being setup is a great idea, but I despise the fact that they had so much build up on Mylo and Claggor just to kill them off. Now, let me just say that the buildup is amazing and it does something with side plots that so many tv shows just simply fail to do. That being they start in one spot, split up, and end at a single point.

Chief Investigation Officer: L Lawliet

He has experience with weird detectives and is good at working with others.

Chief Criminal Profiler: Will Graham

Is an amazing profiler but if they can simply keep Will from having sex with the crook for long enough, they'll have no problem at all with Will.

Head Interrogator: Rust Cohle

He's never spent more than two minutes in an interrogation room and not even PJ was able to pull that off.

Intelligence Analyst: Patrick Jane

He is amazing at putting things together and works good in basically every other field.

Undercover Operative: Lucas Hood

Who better to pretend to be a crook than a crook?

I like how the characters are all pretty smart and capable, but they choose to waste their time on the gold. Angel Eyes is probably the most honorable of the three, yet he is a ruthless hitman that only wants money.

Tuco is a neat character because he is a pretty smart person who was only seeing what he did as a way of life, not as some sort of thing that only fit him. He was good at what he did and chose the life of a swindler and bandit instead of that of a holy man. Neat storytelling.

The Man with No Name is interesting for the fact that, we know little about him, but he still has so much. He's empathetic to Tuco when they leave the church and even offered him a cigar even though not to long before he was trying to kill him. He's a swindler and yet, he only swindled towns, not individuals. Interesting stuff.

Now, the way it uses comedy is nothing short of genius. Like how the two get captured by the Union because of how they mistaken them for the Confederacy because the grey dust made their outfit look grey.

But I do think the best part of the movie is the POW camp because it showed how smart the characters really are. The Man with No Name knew that if he ratted Tuco to be Bill Carson, he would be beaten by Angel Eyes, Angel Eyes putting on the show to cover the beating of Tuco is clever, and Tuco even gets his flowers with him not trying the food until Angel Eyes gets a taste. With Tuco ratting the Man with No Name, he ends his suffering but also dooms the Man and Angel Eyes as they will kill one another when they finish business which would leave room for him to get the money. Everyone was clever in this short amount of time, and it shows how much thought went into the movie.

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk" - Tuco

That perfectly sums up Tuco. I love how The Man with No Name pulls the same trick on Tuco that he pulled in the hotel, where he knocks on the door and goes in through the back whilst they look for whoever is there.

The movie uses western tropes and yet, this is mostly just set dressing. This movie could be about three pirates all looking for the same treasure buried by some great pirate before them whilst being hunted by some grander group of naval captains and yet it would still be the same, a good film that is regularly interrupted by a western.

Let me just say, the RIngo Roadagain fight is my new favorite fight of the part and I'm glad they didn't just kill of Diego. Araki absolutely could've given DIO more depth.

Hot Pants is a girl and hopefully she becomes a new jobro. Here's hoping. Though you can never tell when someone's stand ability is stealing people's flesh and putting them in a spray can.

One thing that I think about is how Arthur is becoming not only one with John, but he is also physically and mentally changing places with John as he loses any sense of humor and John starts cracking jokes. Another thing that supports my theory of Arthur/John becoming a singular entity/demigod of sorts is the fact that Arthur is burning like 7,000 calories a day in extreme exercise and barely ever eats.

I like how John and Arthur are spending time fixing their relationship and how they have some fun back and forth. Another fall has been added to Arthur's rap sheet.

Those weird robe things without legs are probably the scariest creatures yet without trying. I imagine they look kind of like the Tusken raiders from Star Wars. The way that they scare John but not Arthur is strange in a way that goes beyond crazy spooky monster.

Imma still bother you about Malevolent though.

I have a one-sided rivalry with you. I’m stuck here as your anon, your only anon, with no real voice of my own, a mere passenger. LET ME OUT!

Okay, I'll play ball. You're going to get an earful of a theory I have about Malevolent.

See, a friend of mine said that I should watch Malevolent (or should I say heard?) because it was similar to True Detective. One thing that I realize now is that Arthur has a distinct hatred for children and parents as he unnecessarily kills a grieving mother and is super rude to a baby.

Now, Arthur has a daughter and because of the fact that he is inspired by Rust Cohle and Arthur has a daughter, it's pretty safe to say that the kid isn't in the land of the living.

So, going down the hoops, I think the story is starting to ask what is going on with Arthur and because of the fact that he barely asks any questions about killing Parker and has serious rage issues, I say that Arthur committed murder in the past. Possibly after losing his child in some way.

As Light walks into the cabin with DIO, he sees that there is a man dressed up from the eighteen hundreds, he is smoking a pipe and mumbling whilst talking with a girl. That woman is dressed in a blue and white striped dress that goes down to her knees, and she is obviously unhappy with the man. She is Amy Dunne and the man is Chester Campbell. The two have body language that shows that he obviously likes her and she doesn't have the same feelings for him.

DIO: Hello everybody.

Amy takes a step forward and shakes Light's hand before doing the same to Dio. Light gives her a look when she walks towards DIO like he's studying her and continues on to Campbell. A silence passes between the two as they study one another and realize the true nature of one another. Campbell shows a small smile before lifting his wolf head cane and putting out his pipe.

Campbell: Chester Campbell, but you can call me Inspector Campbell. What have you been up to as of late?

Light: Well, I had some plans back in Tokyo, but things didn't exactly work out.

Campbell (getting some sly satisfaction out of the encounter): Well, if you ended up here, then you're obviously not a good man. I myself met a very bad batch of men and had a good time with a few bad women but other than that, I am a good man of God.

Light (internally): You mean me?

Light has a small smile as he talks with Campbell. He knows that he is smarter than Campbell and he knows that he is smarter. Dio walks past Light a place his hand onto Campbell's shoulder.

DIO: My name is Dio Brando. But you may call me DIO. Do you know what Dio means in Italian? It means God. Are you right with me?

Even though Dio is only a mere inch taller than the likes of Campbell, he still makes Campbell feel smaller as Light and Amy slowly fade away. Amy and Light leave the cabin for the short grass lawn of the camp. They are just pretending to be happy and are almost acting like they're in a relationship. To a degree, they seem to actually be enjoying themselves.

Light: So, what did you do before you came to this place?

Amy: I used to be a writer. But I had some bad relationships, and you probably don't want to hear about those, don't you?

Light (internally): She obviously has some kind of ulterior motive for this. I already had a hard enough time with Misa. She could be an even bigger pain in my side and then I have the problem of reformation. All I have to do is reform and refrain from the smart ones until I can have a moment of silence or whatever the afterlife is.

Light: Well, I used to work in the investigator business. But let's just say that all blew up in my face.

Amy (internally): Another dirty cop huh? He doesn't look that old. If he went hear with us, with someone like me, then that means he must have done plenty of bad things throughout his life. If he's anything like Campbell than the best possible option is to kill him silently before I have to do any reformation.

As the two are having a stare down in the supposedly kind picnic, Dio comes into the shot, and he has a bottle of red wine in his hand. He is obviously happy and looks happy to see the two.