life is such a hypocritical thing

sometimes I see posts like this and wonder what this post must be like for people who don’t play mtg. this joke must have an entirely different texture if you don’t know who this man is and what he has done to me personally

i can only assume he debated steven universe with you

This counts as fan art

i wouldn't even care if i got eaten. i'd be nutritious as fuck

didn't even mean to post this on vore day. that was just fate at work

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

that's a cat ✅️

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

i cant stop saying "grisp it"