What Gatsby?

Avatar really said “we’re gonna make a kid’s show where every old man is buff as fuck. Just, unreasonably buff. Completely ripped. Old as fuck and 100% muscle” and ya know what, I gotta respect them for it.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

This is ME.

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

Literally had thus from my mom last night

literally every single day

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

stretch and have a glass of water

Take your meds

go to the bathroom if you haven’t in a while

Have a snack

Make sure to bathe if it’s been awhile