Fun Fact: Not A Guy

i do love when some insane doctor who thing happens and briefly my dash is full of dw posts from those of us who rarely post dw. periodic family reunion. or family funeral

Sometimes you get blindfolded and told to repeatedly roll a basketball across the floor of a room and then you have to draw pictures and learn piano and cooking and you accidentally become a big monster's beloved Emotional Support Human, though, so there are potential upsides.

I'm an SCP anomaly but all I do is cause people to misattribute art they like to me at random.

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

This is a good idea!

"Have your employers told you to ask me about my genitals? Because that's a terrible thing to do to you. But I'm not going to tell you about my private parts. Because they're private. I'm sure you understand."

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

I'm at the doctor's office and a teenager who's like 7 fuckin feet tall just walked in and told the receptionist their name is Sequoia lmao. like is that a chosen name or did your parents somehow know you were gonna be the size of a redwood tree

forgot to say the kid had both parents with them and they were both small as hell. incredible energy to be roughly the size of Frodo and Samwise and just name magic manifest your kid into being roughly the size of a barge