Until The End

This sounds like the beginning of a monster movie featured on Red Letter Media.

I’m getting from the disparity of votes that there is absolutely no consensus on Darth Vader’s abilities at all

To be fair it's unclear what his weight limit is or how many beings he could force choke at the same time

Also standard questions regarding the logistics of a billion lions apply.

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

I especially like the display ports to put my phone on several screens.

Wouldn't really be a pride month thing anymore though, they do it year round now.

I actually do not understand how it's possible to do this. I understand how they can keep embarassing secrets hidden and completely hide what their opponents actually believe from their supporters, but how do they manage to memory hole things their own party did specifically because they thought it would look good for them? How do you un-market something you were marketing?

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

Do you mean time skips or Ash Ketchum Sydrome?

Isn't that one of the ingredients in GLaDOS's cake recipe?

Isn't that one of the ingredients in GLaDOS's cake recipe?

No restaurant is obligated to cater to anyone's dietary restrictions.

Here we go again with the question of determinism in the Mario universe.

Carlin was barely a comedian by the end and I blame him at least partially for the rise of "clapter" or "applause comedy".

Read the article bros, we're pretty much already there. The wealthy already bear the vast majority of the tax burden.

I also want the bottom half of earners to pay zero taxes. Also I want the top half of earners to pay zero taxes. I want the government to rely on the people to willingly fund it, and if it wants to do something the people don't want it doesn't get funded and it doesn't get done.

Hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (writing fics).

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

Same

Why the fuck did I read this!!!

Okay end of scrolling today!!!

I actually for real just really like the picture. It amuses me for reasons I can't articulate.

the catholic church should be categorized as a terrorist organization until they apologize entirely for all of the crusades. not just the sack of constantinople but all of it. also every massacre in the bible. if the pope is god's representative and the bible is a historical record and you want governments to treat these as true, well, the bible is admission to a hell of a lot of deliberate targeting of civilians. let's try the pope for war crimes

I'm not a fan of many things Catholics do but I'm 100% on board with the Crusades.