the Undying Anglo

@eternally-dentheaded

It's so funny that anyone ever entertained the idea that that Tate faggot was heterosexual

LITERALLY just look at those queen ass ankles

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

What if I threw it all away to become a lighthouse keeper

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as