the Undying Anglo

@eternally-dentheaded

went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"

on wege eode on sume dæge and wæs æppla and blace berian growende ymb þæm pæþe and ic eode bi geoguþum smociende weod on dice and hyrde an bicnode to wæstmum and cwæþ "leof se scitel bið cystig"

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I won't lie, Healthcare In Space is one of the worst stories I've ever heard

Fucking sick to my stomach. Tumblr user incestfreak69iluvincest has just been exposed for. I can’t even say it

aphobia

The porn addicts turned out to be the unhinged people making tumblr suck, someone should look into that for science.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

why are you as two blonde people dating

its always funny to read this shit knowing that if it was about any non-white folks i know you people would bitch and moan and cry and shit your pants over it immediately

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times