the Undying Anglo

@eternally-dentheaded

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

why are you as two blonde people dating

its always funny to read this shit knowing that if it was about any non-white folks i know you people would bitch and moan and cry and shit your pants over it immediately

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

This guy doesn't even know that I've authored the occasional anti muslim post

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler