I’m back. Maybe.

One thing about me is that I will acquire library cards

one thing about us is that we are a library card you can acquire

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

can more losers reblog this please where are my fellow No’s

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

Whoops, I initially reblogged this with the wrong link for my author page! It's fixed now.

shane's first time anal "that was so fucking hot" a little dopey and fucked out and completely sincere... do you think that's what did it. ilya's nearly desperate "please. go" in sochi. hollander leaning to chase ilya's thumb in his mouth, eyelids sliding shut in pleasure, the way his whole body went loose. it's just sex, hollander. you can't-- you don't even know what you're doing. big wet eyes, heart wide open. it's going to hurt. it's going to hurt you. i'm going to--

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else