Tesseract Exception

My wife used to complain that Michael Burnham whispered too much, and yet now, rewatching Voyager, we're seeing Janeway do the exact same thing at crucial moments just like Burnham

jadzia dax is everything. she's hot. she's the station gossip. she cleans house at tongo with the ferengi every week. she drinks cocktails at 8 in the morning. she's 300 years old. she's 28. everyone wants her. she has a worm

She also fights like a Klingon, and loves like old too

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

Australia's strategy prioritizing defense and only progressing when they have the ball is simply sublime. I am in love.

Embarrassing fact about me is that it took me so so long to be able to tell Ross Bryant and Grant O'Brien apart. I'm sorry guys you're both tall white dudes with similar-sounding names and very very similar voices. I would just wait for the first sex joke or Shakespeare reference.

I feel better now because everyone in the notes is like "yeah same".

What about Keith Habersberger?

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

To do otherwise would be Heresy (or Blasphemy, I get those two mixed up). So of course you must do it. Fuck the church.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now