Tesseract Exception

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

3.

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Star Trek was here first... Though it's not doing too great

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

Therefore, the ability to have a bit of fun even when a lot of your life sucks is a survival skill.

You always gotta have fun, no matter what you're doing have fun doing it, find the fun force it if you have to.

[video description: a tiktok by cjlucasarellano. it shows a video of a person riding the london tube with the caption, "pov: you are in london." a voice on the train intercom announces, "this is a jamboree line train to glazed ham park, making all intermediate stops to queen’s lament, king’s titter, sophie’s choice, death’s waddle, wickham’s deceit, doddering fool, west ticklewood lane, east pickledown road, cocksburn, cockswallow, paddington’s cock, paddington swallows, jigglypuff, bulbusaur, milli vanilli circus, harrowing detriment, wankerloo bridge, clap these hams together, circle’s square, square’s circle, infinite rhombus, swirly oblong, dysentery, goat & moat, giraffe & dagger, capybara & trebuchet, crossing the rubicon never to return, scone." end description.]

technically yes!

my silly new friend stopped replying :((((

Dystopia.

The Golden Girls was never even in the same time zone as fucking around.

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

Humans are always relearning old lessons

it’s so embarrassing to watch tos for the first time and be like, whoa !! 👀spock and kirk❓is anyone else kinda getting 😏some vibes 😳 as if they aren’t the founding fathers. as if they didn’t build the yaoi dimension with their bare hands. as if the current cathedrals we call home aren’t predicated upon their humble shadow puppets on the walls of plato’s fucking cave, and as if our ancestors were fools to fall for those puppets instead of geniuses, innovators, and prophets ????

Because there's no money in it. The G1.5 figures are wildly obscure to most of the fanbase. I'm from Australia, grew up with 1.5, and have a few of those figures, like Stalker. I would pay obscene money for a new Stalker, but me, and DrLockdown, are only two people. It's not financially viable to make toys for an audience that small