Tesseract Exception

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

I would love to read a literary analysis of pornography (in any medium{

My prediction for the next Benoit Blanc film is that after Marta (accused of a murder, scared but works with Blanc), Helen (pretends to be a murdered person to work with Blanc), and Jud (accused of a murder, keeps trying to confess to it and has to be stopped by Blanc), the next in line is going to be someone who has not committed a murder, but really wants to do so and Blanc has to continuously talk them out of it while also trying to find a different murderer.

There are 12 habitable planets in the Rigel system. There's room for the infidelity planet among them...even if it is fucking weird. Given the Ferengi logo I'll assume that this entry is from a Ferengi perspective

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

To do otherwise would be Heresy (or Blasphemy, I get those two mixed up). So of course you must do it. Fuck the church.

Kira Nerys's relationships are so funny. Imagine your boss is a messenger to the gods. Your boyfriend is a cardinal, then your next boyfriend is the prime minister. You have personal beef with the pope. Hitler wants to fuck you. And you end up dating a mall cop.

A mall cop whose family are genocidal fascists, who later join forces with Hitler to fuck over everyone. Hitler that who still wants to bone you, gets wildly put out that you won't bone so tells you he boned your mother and then bones the Pope as well in a quest to fuck over your boss' parents, who are your gods.

This sentence is adequate and all I can really manage at the moment, synonyms be damned

This is a Star Trek set (not really, just looks like one)

it actually does look a bit like an engineering section, or that one set for a planet that they keep going to because the budget is too tight for anything else (coughvoyagercough)

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

She is a cat.

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

I'm bisexual, or pansexual, and holy shit everyone is so cool. I hope everyone reading this have a wonderful day!

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

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