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i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

Once you learn that the megalodon mostly lived in relatively shallow waters you’re like okay yeah people thinking it’s still alive is just wishful thinking huh

New conspiracy. There is another shark. A deep shark.

Deep shark so sneaky that there’s no record of its existance. Deep shark very smart.

Shark so smooth, light slides off

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

Don't you dare malign my girl again

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

I bring a kind of frozen deer vibe to situations that the headlights really seem to like

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

where did yall come from. don't add 'yeah but headcanons are so valid' to this. things can be valid and annoying at the same time. and often times are!

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

Slipping a love note into my knights visor like his helmet is a mailbox