Livin' Life To The Average🌻

Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.

There's nothing out there for us.

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

once you read media that focuses solely on women's interpersonal relationships with zero men you'll never stop wanting to beat het authors to death with your bare hands

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

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