I just hate US defaultism, Americans need to just stop assuming everyone online is from America until proven otherwise and stop assuming American shit applies to the rest of the world, fuck America fr 🙏🙏🙏

every night I pray for the downfall of the Am*rican empire. And I will be alive to see it

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

Usual reasons

Kermit for pope

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Kermit for Pope

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kermit for pope :3

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Why are we trying to get Kermit killed by JD Vance

Bold of you to assume Kermit is mortal

Miss Piggy would get Vance before he could lay a finger on Kermit

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

As the kingdom’s best archer, you were cursed so your arrows would never hit again. But you just started shooting other things—rocks, sticks, shoes—and somehow, it works even better. Folks call you "The Arrowless Archer."

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

wow if only you had a time machine

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened

oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.

another soft unassuming demure man who claims to be a feminist to garner social and financial capital, turns out to be a violent sadistic serial rapist. wow fork found in the kitchen, or whatever.