I'll be here until the end.

Ringo fumbled Shelley Duvall ??????

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

I genuinely think interactive fiction is an underappreciated art form.

Using my line of hair from my navel as an accessory this summer. You understand.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

I wonder how it feels to be a therapist or psychiatrist in 2026 and watch the despair of young patients and realize it’s not attributed to mental illness but a rational response to the state of the capitalist hellscape world we live in

I’m not depressed because I need a higher dose of my mood stabilizer. I’m depressed because I spent years of my life working my fucking ass off to get a degree in biochemistry from one of the top universities in the world only to apply to over 100 jobs and the only one I land is one I hate every second of doing, the work is literally useless, and in spite of being there over 40 hours a week I still don’t make enough to pay rent. The food benefits I get can’t even feed a german shepherd. I’m 23 years old with a college degree asking my parents to take me grocery shopping so I don’t starve. I’m not upset because of my mental illness I’m upset because I work my ass off only to be broke and miserable