I'll be here until the end.

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

it's literally the evilest thing in the world to finally have time to write but then be tired. like wow you're telling me these two hours before going to bed are completely free but my brain is just Not Feeling It? fuck off

You're named Chilchuck Tims the fifth after your great^8 grandfather and your Immortal Aunt Marcille loves you just fine but sometimes when she says your name you know she meant his.

a hometown is a type of dead wife

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

Like I think one of my very fundamental issues with the institution of psychiatry is how it's entirely up to other people to determine the treatment we "need", without asking what kind of support we'd actually want.

one cigarette for sale, lightly smoked

if i was a exhaust pipe on a pickup truck would u get intrusive thoughts about me