maximum effort

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

breaking my silence. it is insane that a marriage is more celebrated than earning a degree.

Imagine being Hudson Williams, in late 2024/early 2025, absolutely dead set on becoming an actor (like, will die trying level of committed). You've been making these funky little short films with your friends and in every single one of them you play a little freak. You write the role of a little freak for yourself. And you better believe every single role requires you to be at least a little bit naked. And then. Then. You get a script. There's this character. Shane Hollander. And he's the freakiest little sub to ever do the damn thing and the role requires nudity and he also happens to be Wasian, and it's a Canadian production, looking to cast local unknown talent, and someone else will be getting this role over your dead body.

thank god i was so fucking weird and unpopular in high school because i just keep getting eleganter these days... i feel like i'll never peak and i love that

If you take nothing else from this remember that Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie are proof that in a year your entire life could be different