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surgery is like if sex was awesome

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traits of people i have noticed to be incompatible to travel with
people who don't wanna walk
people who are inconvenient. you tell them you're gonna be walking like 25k steps a day and they show up in stilettos they can't walk in
whiny people
people who want to stay home/ at the hotel instead of actually visiting the city?
people who don't wanna see museums
people who ALL they want to see is museums
people who have no taste in choosing good affordable places to eat (they either compromise the food quality for the price or pay too much for nothing)
same thing with hotels
people who spend A LOT on a hotel just make no sense to me. like as long as it's close to downtown, clean and safe it doesn't have to be the fucking Ritz?
people whose mood ruins the trip for everyone
people who won't let you take photographs
people who are obsessed with sticking to a program and can't be spontaneous/ if something goes wrong they freak out
like you're gonna be fine if you don't preplan every single hour you know
people who can't wake up on time and let people wait
people who rush through everything
people who get too drunk constantly
people who start arguments constantly and can't let something go
people who are too critical and negative about everything
also let me have my own room. unless we are a couple, i am getting my own separate room. how can anybody be possibly offended about this
people who don't ever wanna explore any sort of nature/ very high maintenance people
god you really do get to know people when you travel with them/ plan to travel with them. your love is genuinely tested. unless you're with the right people which i fantasize would be easy and would flow much more naturally and WOULD NOT BE THIS STRESSFUL

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before you came into my life i missed you so bad
lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots
never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble
I’ve blocked people I should have shot in the head
Mutual fascination is always a risky business. Lacan suggests that it is the consequence of an imaginary identification in which the self strives to incorporate the other in an act as aggressive as it is loving. It is never clear who, snake or snake charmer, is mesmerized by whom.
Elizabeth Grosz, Jacques Lacan: A feminist introduction

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People are always so shocked when they find out I’ve always wanted to get married and be with someone forever bc that seems incongruent with my whole killjoy feminist nature and desire to remain childless and hatred of everything traditional and conventional but like sorry i just love love and companionship and mutual commitment and ritual ceremonies where I wear a beautiful veil and we express our undying affection and devotion to one another and then party about it with all the best people in our lives and I hope to experience it someday…..
Normalize saying, “This isn’t for me,” and moving on. The misalignment is the closure.
i don't know who needs to hear this but you've gotta stop acting like your attention means more than what it does. give it freely, flirt freely. if you can't do that freely, you're giving yourself away emotionally much more than you'd like to. if you flirt with no problem, even if you are MADLY in love with the person, everybody will assume less. + you actually have a chance at getting that person too lol. the more closed off you are towards somebody you like, and they know you like them, the more out in the open you actually are. the person who gives away more and more freely is the one far more unavailable. so what if she only wants your attention? that's great, that's amazing. give her your attention, stop acting like an ass. #learnthegame
my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

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A retired skater is a type of dead wife
"you were made in god's image but you look just like your mom" okay phoebe bridgers shoot me in the head why dont you
haven't listened to the album yet but what the fuck is this