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Instead of trying to digitally reverse age actors for The Hunt for Gollum I think they should abandon the script entirely and just put Viggo Mortensen in costume and film him chasing Andy Serkis in a leotard across the scenic landscapes of Aotearoa. Give Andy Serkis a head start. Viggo will probably become Aragorn several hours into the chase. Locals can aid or hinder as they see fit.
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Moving on to the last episode of Apollo justice.. Iām so scared

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terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?
terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?
ds9 turbodump. garakās reading giovanniās room by james baldwin book of all time
amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes
WTF this is masterful, 10/10.
Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

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light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names
how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the worldās richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this
[ID: Reply from elumind that says:Ā āDo the richest one every week and see next in line lose their shit and try to get rid of the money. I think of this almost daily.ā /end ID.]
The notes on this are wild because people are legit passionately arguing about why this wouldnāt work. No one said it would work. They said heās a loser for not doing it.
There has to be a *pattern* to it, though, to really get their attention. Like it has to be the same time of day, the same day, each week.
The first one stands up and draws a massive A on the nearest wall before dropping dead.Ā
Exactly one week later, Thursday at 3:13 PM, the next one looks up, blank-faced, and uses a car key to scratch the wordĀ āCAMELā into the side of their car. There are memes.Ā
The week after that, in the middle of an interview, the third victim turns to the camera and saysĀ āTHROUGH.ā He drops dead.Ā
The man who writes āEYEā is in a private underground bunker. Enough radiation shielding to survive a direct nuclear strike. There are fifteen guards posted at the door- surveillance confirms not one of them left their post.Ā
By the timeĀ āNEEDLEā is scratched into the upholstery of a private yacht, people are starting to give money away.Ā
Like most of us Iāve thought extensively on this since I first saw Death Note and came to the conclusion that the most likely reaction would be people creating more byzantine ways of keeping hold of their resources while not technically counting them as personal resources and not technically being so rich. With enough shell companies, fake charities, and resources stashed in secret or illegal places or the bank accounts of relatives, people could keep most of what they have while dropping right off any list of wealthiest people. The wealthy are often experts at this for tax fraud reasons. Lightās response, of course, would be to start taking these things into account, seeking out hackers and accountants and various other experts to keep track of the actual wealthiest, and the wealthy (many of whom would be willing to risk their lives to stay that way) would use the dying as a metric for what the mysterious killer was using to score wealth and try to find ever more secret methods of resource hoarding. An accountancy arms race would be underway.
Iām not saying itās a bad idea. Iām saying it would make a fantastic Death Note rewrite. Instead of Light making stupid mistakes against L, he could actually put his genius to work in Death Note: The Accountancy Wars.
write down cause of death as āshit self on live televisionā to make extra sure
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hot take but if it's really a free trial then people shouldn't be expected to give their credit card infos before entering the trial. they should only be asked to do that once the trial is ending or after it's already ended and they're satisfied with what they're paying for. not if they forgot to manually cancel the payment that they didn't sign even sign up for
thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep
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okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spockās in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or heāll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, heās also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesnāt die. but then spockās fiance (tāpring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the āblood lustā and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get whatās happening. and tāpring picks kirk to be her āchampionā in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he wonāt marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so heās like of course iāll do this fight if itāll help spock and then he gets told itās a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc heās killed his ābest friendā only to discover kirkās alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride
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Itās just a short blurb before the Dr. Lokken interaction in chapter 8 but I liked the implication of how much time they spent together probably like this- Ā
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