Bidonica

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

For me one of the things that bugs me most is that also the doxxing and hatred tends to be directed often purely at sexual themes, while normal violence gets accepted and even celebrated. People will be like: "Serial murder is a-okay. But don't you dare to write about a 19yo and 16yo having consensual sex in a setting where age of consent laws did not even exist!"

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*