Bidonica

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

Reblog to save a writer’s life.

Thank you

Oh my god thank you. No wonder grammarly keeps complaining about my punctuation when I boot my writing up into word counter

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

I feel like a very important part of worldbuilding for any universe with a magic system is asking yourself ‘how would people use this to do crime?’

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

I'd like to pause the "is it blood/is it cum" discussion and offer this: niall as the violated bride whose gown is stained with the blood of her stolen purity meant for her husband's sheets

good morning even the way they killed each other is just like them :) niall slips in the knife from the side, a secretive but deadly wound, while ruben is all upright violence and bluster, suffocating with the sheer weight of himself :)

when you're at the humiliation ritual competition and then niall kennedy shows up and invites the guy he frequented chemsex parties with, the girl he went to college with who he kept asking for money to pay off his fuck ups in adulthood, the ex who he got pregnant and cheated on a bunch of times, to his wedding with the guy his brother beat half to death and put in coma in college, and then said brother shows up at said wedding so they can kill each other

i wish i could say niall ruined his whole life for nothing because ruben always knew he's gay but him being gay was never the issue. had he just been gay he'd have come out eventually. the problem is that admitting his sexuality would have inevitably meant reckoning with his feelings for ruben and would have potentially deprived niall of the only way he thought he could be close to him. he wasn't going to risk That