the void welcomes you

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

petplay except i have rabies so you have to euthanize me

"You cannot misgender me in a way that matters."

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

Okay!

Yeast infection

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

February please this is your chance