ate a chili

Fuck the letter Y. Being both vowel and consonant is bad enough but it can't even decide which vowel sound. "You're mostly dry." FUCK off.

Say it again. "You're mostly dry." Slow it down. Repeat again. Focus on the different parts of your mouth. "You're mostly dry." Slower. What are your lips doing? Your tongue? Visualize the movements. "You're mostly dry." Wildly fucked up.

consonant clusters probably taste so good

I think they have a satisfying crunch. "Strict." Crunchy. Or maybe it's crispy. "Crisp" is also crispy and "crunch" is crunchy. You get a different texture depending on the placement of the consonants. But I think the opposite can be tasty too, lots of vowels and liquids. "Thoroughly." That's some creamy goodness with just a bit of chewiness. Like a mochi.

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft

Formalwear : Formaldehyde :: Ladieswear : Ladiesdehyde :: How earnest we are, I swear : Hod ehydenest de hydee, I sdehyde

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

what are skeletons always casting ice magic for anyway

fire magic is too painful to recall the warm embrace of life they once knew

having a truths tag and none of it is even true is actually very postmodern of me. good job deer

Surely there's got to be at least ONE good post in these 60 drafts

Nope