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I'm so hyped for these general purpose humanoid robots they're building. I really hope they're controlled by LLMs. It would be so awesome. Imagine the consequences of an AI mistake going from "receiving misinformation" to "all your dishes are shattered"

In Arabic they wipe right to left

Hey sorry I splattered chicken tinga juice on this post and I don't have a napkin handy. Can I wipe it off on your dashboard?

The bisexual homewrecker has an interesting offer for both parties

Does this same ad really need to play every 3 posts? And does it really need to depict a women raising her leg above her head wearing a come-hither expression while a man holds an enormous spider using its pincers to pierce the pus-filled boils raging at her inner thighs? I report it every time I see it but really I should be tracking down every last person responsible for putting this in front of the eyes of thousands and personally guaranteeing they're unable to ever again influence the world around them.

You can't have your cake and you can't make it drink either but you do have to lie in it

You've made your bed, now eat it

You can lead a horse to water but you can't lie in it