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Enough horse idioms. It's the year of the ant, make it count. Don't look a gift ant in the mouth. Don't count your ants before they hatch. An ant in the hand is worth two in the bush. Three wrongs don't make an ant. An ant under advisory is wiser than thee. Keep your ants close and your antlions closer. You'll never be an ant if you don't sing like one. The heart is a lock but an ant is the key. Float like an ant and sting like one too. Reflect on an ant, become heaven sent. Every ant is unique. There are many ways to skin an ant. There are many unique ant skins. Every ant has a unique skin. You could skin an ant. You could sell the skin of an ant. You could profit off an ant. You wouldn't skin an ant. You wouldn't harm an ant. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster.

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Rock us Kittiwakes

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This one would've killed on transatlantic cruise lines during the 1988 presidential race. Or I guess I'm now learning this wasn't even a real slogan, this is just a meme from a 2023 political simulator game and podcast episode I've never heard of? How is Rock Us Dukakis in my brain, it has no right.

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Do NOT smuckle and smumble! This makes mustard gas!

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It's called a rash cause it makes you act rash. It's the itch that makes you bold.

Young Yeller's beach episode

Life is like a beach: it makes you old

Feel old yet? We're at the beach that makes you old

Graffiti that says help I've been painted on

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sorry i cannot attend your freaking ouppy shower i just moved my head too quickly up and to the side so now my life is indefinitely over

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oouggghh I held my torso wrong while vacuuming

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HEARTWARMING: Your Mutual That’s Pushing 30 Kins Master Shake and Laura Palmer

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Pushing: 30 Kins

Mastering: Shake, Laura Palmer

Warming: Heart

Mutual: Yours

Outlook: Smooth Sailing 😎

Inspiring: Area Man Asks Self Why He Entered Room, Remembers

They call it a freelancer because (puts finger to earpiece) ...yeah...mhm... (looks disappointed) So. I have good news and I have bad news.

Knuckle tats that say you can't eat just one. (Multiple letters are on each knuckle, the joke doesn't hinge on having an excessive amount of fingers.)

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Custom license plate that says NUKLTATS

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Knuckle tats that say my other car is 18 more knuckles

Custom license plate that says NUKLTATS

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