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I wish Mr Bean could've made a Tumblr account before he died.

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who be fart

i liked this ask so much i put it in ms paint and then closed out of it

#really good #no one else is doing stuff like this #take notes everyone

Most food is a cheap trick. It's just some sort of substance or thing that you've done something to. I don't buy into it.

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dear princess celestia, or jeeves,

i think my cerebrospinal fluid is carbonated. how do i make it stop being that

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or mr. beast,

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Jeeves would instruct you to leave your spinal cap unscrewed to let the fluids go flat. Mr. Beast would release a video making people drink it with different syrup flavors. I can't speak to Princess Celestia but I would assume her advice would either go very well or leave you desiccated.

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my tshirt of babel is raising lots of questions that arent addressed by my tshirt of babel

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my tshirt of library of babel is raising lots of questions that are addressed, and actually already asked, definitionally somewhere, by my tshirt of library of babel

(watching an eagle rip a smaller bird into shreds with its knife-like talons, tossing each chunk of viscera into its gaping maw)

lmaooo you can't make this shit up 😂🤣

My calves are sore from running circles around the adult cattle

If you google something that only 1 person has ever googled before, it should notify you both and set up like a date or a duel

I have a swollen lorax

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I won a lifetime fucking supply of whole kernel dog grains

The ceiling fan is negging me

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Ointment is sentient but lotion isn't. Fascinating.

#this had to have meant something

so do I need a special ointment or

Bands are always being named something like spoon, ween, pond, goose, flop, whiz, gorp, spooge, bonk, clop, stoop, porch, patio, balcony, veranda, deck, gazebo, stuff like that

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It's only a seaplane if you can see it, otherwise it's a heerplane

You're a line item on the balance sheet of my heart and baby, I'm cooking the books

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