I don't fucking know i can't think of anything

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch

i’ll never understand the grip harry styles has on some white lesbians… THAT’S your exception?

okay but mines matty healy so i fear its worse

you’d have to breach article 32 of the geneva convention to get this kind of nonsense out of me

the only acceptable white boys for lesbians are jerma985 and markiplier. everybody else must be meticulously screened and anybody denied will be cast into the blood pit to fight to the death with the other white boys

y’all really tripping over each other to come say the most embarrassing thing possible… god bless your hearts

I could've sworn he's washable but I could remember incorrectly

?? I meant to say wasian

i’ll never understand the grip harry styles has on some white lesbians… THAT’S your exception?

okay but mines matty healy so i fear its worse

you’d have to breach article 32 of the geneva convention to get this kind of nonsense out of me

the only acceptable white boys for lesbians are jerma985 and markiplier. everybody else must be meticulously screened and anybody denied will be cast into the blood pit to fight to the death with the other white boys

y’all really tripping over each other to come say the most embarrassing thing possible… god bless your hearts

I could've sworn he's washable but I could remember incorrectly

ah the sun, bedtime

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

@ayanovargas

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly