I don't fucking know i can't think of anything

i have a suggestion

me too

me three

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

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WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

We love you maia arson crimew

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch

i’ll never understand the grip harry styles has on some white lesbians… THAT’S your exception?

okay but mines matty healy so i fear its worse

you’d have to breach article 32 of the geneva convention to get this kind of nonsense out of me

the only acceptable white boys for lesbians are jerma985 and markiplier. everybody else must be meticulously screened and anybody denied will be cast into the blood pit to fight to the death with the other white boys

y’all really tripping over each other to come say the most embarrassing thing possible… god bless your hearts

I could've sworn he's washable but I could remember incorrectly

?? I meant to say wasian

i’ll never understand the grip harry styles has on some white lesbians… THAT’S your exception?

okay but mines matty healy so i fear its worse

you’d have to breach article 32 of the geneva convention to get this kind of nonsense out of me

the only acceptable white boys for lesbians are jerma985 and markiplier. everybody else must be meticulously screened and anybody denied will be cast into the blood pit to fight to the death with the other white boys

y’all really tripping over each other to come say the most embarrassing thing possible… god bless your hearts

I could've sworn he's washable but I could remember incorrectly

ah the sun, bedtime

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

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