I could fly to space and still feel trapped

i just realized the only 2 options arent "make someone angry" or "do what they want"

being in love is like you learn theres other reactions people have besides angry or not angry

love when its safe

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

Wood carved rabbits by Janel Jacobson

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

THE PORTAL OPENS

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

Oh, man, sorry 😞 something came up. Can we reschedule for......... how about April 9th? Same time?

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