I could fly to space and still feel trapped

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

is there any generator out there that has every block and item in minecraft in it that it picks a random one out of or do i have to make it myself

there's probably a reason why someone hasnt made this before.

I SHOULD MAKE A SPREADSHEET OUT OF THIS

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

Please stay

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,