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Once again John Oliver proves that you can do anything with money and lawyers

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Oliver then proceeded to detail how with $50 and knowledge of the law he was able to successfully apply online to create a debt buying company named “Central Asset Recovery Professionals,” or as Oliver put it, “CARP” named after “a bottom-feeding fish.”

After setting up a rudimentary website for CARP, the satirical, but still real company was offered a $15 million package of medical debt for $60,000.

Oliver explained that the debt was out of statute, which means it is the kind of debt that a collector can only continue to collect, but not sue the debtor for.

Then, instead of chasing down the 9,000 debtors in the debt package as a normal collection agency would, Oliver decided to stage the largest one-time giveaway in television history and work with the nonprofit RIP Medical Debt to forgive the $15 million with no consequences for the debtors.

helloquirks

Okay but now I know what I want to do of I get rich?

i-am-corbin-dallas

John Oliver is honestly the only person who should be allowed to be rich because he always does the most ridiculous and helpful stuff with it! He helped Koalas sith Chlamydia, he's written a kids lgbt book to spite Mike Pence and help queer kids, i honestly cant even name them all because he takes HBOs money and fucks it all away in the best ways

awkwardhoneymay

Actually about the koalas, he didn’t directly fund them. He bought a bunch of items, including a jock strap, from Russell Crowe’s divorce auction (which he donated those items to the last Blockbuster in Alaska) and Russell Crowe donated that money to the Australia Zoo Wildlife Hospital in John Oliver’s name to help the koalas with Chlamydia. There is now The John Oliver Koala Chlamydia ward, and the Irwin family made a video to present it. And John was extremely happy about it.

He also started a church (like one of those televangelist churches) called Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption and received donations which included money from almost every country, actual seeds, 12 Johnny Flynn bobble heads, and a 4ft wooded cock and balls. When some people sent sperm to them, they had to shut down, and they sent all the money to Doctors Without Borders.

John Oliver’s show is a wild fucking ride.

#John Oliver #Last week Tonight #It is a wild show #And lets not forget Jeff the diseased Lung #or the Eat Shit Bob song

strawberry-lemonade

anyone who reblogs this before may 2020 will get a drawing of them as a cartoon

and you can request any additions you’d like, whether it be demon horns, angel wings, mermaid tail, doesn’t matter. im bored

miraculous786

Isn’t it April Fools Day Today? 👀

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well i dont know time so screw that Y’ALL GETTING DRAWINGS

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GUYS. I WANT TO ART. I AM GOING TO DRAW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, I AM GOING TO MESS UP ON A FEW AND CRY, BUT YOU WILL GET THE ART.

this is not an april fool’s joke because thanks to covid-19 i have no sense of time and didn’t even realize it was april first when i posted this

galahadwilder

Dingus

013-jackson

This is neat

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please draw me

eyelander-ii

oh boy, theres a plethora of source material for me (go by url, not icon)

strawberry-lemonade

I HAVE TO CHANGE THE DEADLINE, EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS BEFORE APRIL 5TH WILL GET A DRAWING.

ANYONE WHO REBLOGS AFTER WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL JULY TO GET THEIR DRAWINGS.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD BECAUSE I CAN’T DO MUCH MORE

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PLS

biscuitfacegrey

AH

kieraelieson

You’re going to get to do so many drawings!!!

#Sure #why not

ijustreallylikeeevee

Whatever pokemon appears when you load Pokéfusion is now your government assigned starter

I got Venuew

Polibasaur…

Sandeon!

ah

This is actually kinda cute,,

tinyheads

icetrancer

alright,

iricressent

well i guess that works too

ice-block

Oh! A baby!

star-veil

Oh….. I’m gonna cry….. blessed….

mysral

Presumably, the cannons launch coconuts.

eyeloch

Slightly terrifying?

pomrania

I choose you, DRASEA!

Cute little aquatic-draconic baby.

cosmopoliturtle

LOOK AT MY SON!

thanks I HATE IT

Sandorb💛

Pidgmer babey

Slowode

Sounds like a ytp

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slownite…

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OH NO

irl-knife

This looks fuckin cool.

ghostfiish

i love my stone bird(?)s statue/robot

doctor-lypten

This is not a vilebat, this is a friend

gallusrostromegalus

OH HELL YEAH

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aw SHIT yeah Koffoom and I are going places

Hello, good sir.

*cries a little*

Aw HECK YEAH!! Lookit my boy, y'all! ;♡;

awkwardhoneymay

The perfect Steed!

#my beautiful child #perfect #long post #my day has been blessed #blessed by Seata #Seata

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Asexual Spider-Noir icons requested by @isashi-nigami!

Free to use, just reblog!

Requests are open!

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corsolanite

Reblog if your going to choose Sobble as you’re starter in Pokémon sword and Shield!

triaelf9

PHEW, it’s finally done! I debuted it at the CR weekend to the cast, but now that I’m back and it went up on the Patreon, I can share it here! I’ve been working on it in my spare time (of which there is SO LITTLE), but this moment was so good, I just had to ^_^

Enjoy!

6lackranger

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

kaiju-emperor

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

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mlwh

I did a blep

#beautiful #critical role

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@notllorstel came up w/ the idea that THB find Angus on one of the previous planes and rescue him from the hunger but he’s a baby so when he drinks the onoculous juice he can’t remember the IPRE crew anyway

“the memory of my grandfathers name died long before I was born” they’re all his grandpas

#i love this #taz #my new forvorite thing

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doodle based on a good tweet

#this is the good shit #my boiz #i love them dearly #taz

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drawn from this post

#i love magnus #just so much #taz

fatsoupy

an epiphany

probably not what “functionally illiterate” means but

#critical role spoilers #i love actually illiterate Molly #i just love molly in general

eedeesarts

Molly and Taako sittin in a tree, s-i-t-t-i-n-g

Collab with @tiredvampire-art! They did the lines and I colored these bad bois :)

#taz #critical role #So wonderful #love these bois

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Hold on a minute…

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kawaiijohn

legit question what are like the rawest most emotional moments you remember from your favorite media content that just sat with you so heavy you think about that shit every fucking day

awkwardhoneymay

Gosh, let's see... The I Love You song from the 25th annual Putnam County Spelling bee, probably Magnus' death from TAZ, and DEFINITELY the reveal of the "witch's" true identity in Paranorman

#the i love you song #may as well hit me in the shins with a bat #it would hurt less #Paranorman is a treasure #and everyone should watch it

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@blupjeansweek Day 2 - Family

DID YOU THINK I WOULD BE CHILL DURING BLUPJEANS WEEK?? YOU FOOL! CLICK THE READ MORE TO SEE A BILLION DRAWINGS OF MY TERRIBLE BABY OC!!!

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#holy shit #'congrats on your hell baby'#i love this

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