haphazardly ever after

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

[image id: a fake tweet by “Former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe”, @Abe_Shinzo. the tweet reads “Wishing former president Trump luck in his 2024 campaign. May the American people give you the same shot I had.”]

Moment of silence to the whole lands, whole languages, whole cultures, whole peoples that did not survive the terror of European colonialism and bless all those who have and continue to survive it’s long standing impact and oppression all of the world.

C'mon Mitch McConnell

cmon cmon please likes charge reblogs cast get this bitch out of my state for all eternity

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

guys there is a double fucking rainbow above the buckingham palace

love wins, monarchy loses

it is also worth noting that this will be used to cover up the inaction on the cost of living crisis. expect a bunch of "uk coming together to mourn the queen" bullshit soon when families are choosing between heating their homes and feeding their kids

not to mention how the funeral costs will show just where the country's priorities are but any political figures pointing that out will be demonised for being anti-monarchy