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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

more video games should offer you a companion who travels with you and occasionally offers useful advice or helps with sidequests but does fuck all in combat if only because it's really funny from an in-game perspective

Halloween is over. Put away your bog witch and get your bog himbos out.

“Bimbo (bog himbo)”

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

reblog to give your friend a bad day

this is the monalisa of tumblr

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

…How could I resist. :)

They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.

Heroes

Society couldn’t function without them.

ur telling me september ends in a few days hmmm…… …yeah no no i get u but hmmmm.. werent we Like. Talking about how fast august ended a week ago?

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

And you can just feel *the look* the cashier is giving you while doing this

Bless you for spelling this out. It eases my anxiety quite a bit to hear it from an actual person.