oh, worm?

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

It’s crazy how ppl say “I don’t want my tax dollars to go to (program that would help the less fortunate)!” When have you ever be able to choose what your tax dollars go to? You get a little menu to order from? As if like 90% doesn’t go to the extremely bloated defense budget

You ever talk to someone and it’s clear that they’ve never got their chin checked for saying some dumb shit? Ideally, such situations would be calmly discussed among the participants, but some ppl have advanced to adulthood without realizing that saying certain things to strangers will result getting the dogshit smacked outta them. I won’t say that all social interactions with every human in existence are always clear cut scripts you get in advance, but you should have a working knowledge of what might make a stranger want to fight you. Denigrating someone’s physical appearance for instance, if they don’t know you, might make them put hands to you.

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

u ever just get possessed and just take a jello out of its shell to hold Him Gently

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out