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Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

It’s crazy how ppl say “I don’t want my tax dollars to go to (program that would help the less fortunate)!” When have you ever be able to choose what your tax dollars go to? You get a little menu to order from? As if like 90% doesn’t go to the extremely bloated defense budget

You ever talk to someone and it’s clear that they’ve never got their chin checked for saying some dumb shit? Ideally, such situations would be calmly discussed among the participants, but some ppl have advanced to adulthood without realizing that saying certain things to strangers will result getting the dogshit smacked outta them. I won’t say that all social interactions with every human in existence are always clear cut scripts you get in advance, but you should have a working knowledge of what might make a stranger want to fight you. Denigrating someone’s physical appearance for instance, if they don’t know you, might make them put hands to you.

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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