Byeah

Steve Jobs and his consequences have been a disaster for the button, switch, and knobhead kind.

12ga Recursionshot

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

This your cousin? What team is he in?

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

that’s a goddamned power move