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why r u using the word corn instead of porn on tumblr.com i just saw full dick n balls 2 posts up ur good

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

Hating how Nolan's Odyssey looks on the basis of being into Classics, but chuds have made it a culture war thing, so now I'm fighting for my life arguing that the issue isn't that Nolan cast trans and black people as gods and heroes, it's that he cast those people and then put them in dogshit costumes

Remembering things fondly is all fun and games until. The missing

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

Tell me how I'm supposed to focus on "important things" when sumer is icumen in lhude sing cuccu groweþ sed and bloweþ med and springþ þe wde nu sing cuccu sing cuccu

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

look, it's whatever, i just want a finale without some combination of argentina, france and spain. isn't that boring. aren't you bored.

norway-morocco we can still do this, do you hear me?

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.