lots of good old fashioned chaos

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

dragon age: inquisition heads. rb and tell me in the tags where your inquisitor would be found in skyhold if they were a companion

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

there are few things i <3 more than being an anti-ai killjoy at my job. someone googles something and i say “can you scroll down, i don’t trust the ai overview.” i say “i don’t believe in the ethical use of generative ai” like eight times a day. a coworker once told me he used chatgpt to pick his outfit that morning and i stared at him until he apologized. and i will KEEP DOING IT <3

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

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