oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

"you just want attention." yeah, i do. so are you gonna give it to me or not?

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

my undertale theory is that when sans shook frisk's hand there was no whoopy cushion and he ripped ass loud as fuck

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

hey ya