Ameowsing

I know a combination of a staggering 0 things

Example

*while making a salad*

Me: You are "fork"

Dad: You are "lettuce"

Extra points if you can also throw the object at the other person ex." You are" napkin"

You know the annoying feeling when you become aware of your breathing/eye lid sliding on your eye/toes touching etc?

Now get ready for feeling bands of muscle tissue touching and moving as you talk in your larynx.

Every time I swallow I feel them pressing against each other.

Make. It. Stop.

*First lockdown measures* Now that universities are closed for two weeks, I will be able to spend more time on my dance studio and improve my dancing 🤩

*Full lockdown announcement* Dance studios are closed but I will be working on my drawings with all his free time 😃

*1 month of lockdown * Okay I have an art block and I don't feel like drawing anything for so long but maybe I can write more🤗

*3 months of lockdown* What if I learned Arabic? 😊

*6 months of quarantine* What IF I learned....how to play the Guitar? 👀

*9 months of quarantine * What IF...... I leeearned... tO pLay.... ThE UKELELE??? 🤯

*1 year of quarantine * WhAt IiIiIiIffffFfF.......? I leArneeeed....