Why not bang a few gongs before the lights go out?

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

you’ll be a teenager in the early 2010s watching with fascinated horror the rise of gamergate and r/mensrights and be like “wow this is fucked up, good thing it’s just online” and then it will turn into the entirety of mainstream politics for the rest of your life

The fact that you can get $4.4 TRILLION dollars from taxing these wankers 5% more tells you that they have too much money.

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

shrew girls after just ONE mezcal worm: