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Only one of these characters survived Thanos.

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh

Not often I get to reblog horrible histories

colin firth’s most important role is the scene in bridget jones diary when he’s cooking with his sleeves rolled up and sexy music is playing in the background. like then he goes outside and beats the shit out of hugh grant to “it’s raining men” but stops to pay for someone’s dinner when he bumps into their table, while beatingg the shit out of hugh grant. that’s what women want. 

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway