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babys dont even say gogo gaga anymore they just bite you and inject you with their babypoison

Its actually babyvenom. Do you know nothing about babies?

hey buddy figured id give you a heads up i found two bigass birds and paid them 10 bucks each to swoop down when you aren't paying attention and grab one of your arms each and pull as hard as they can to rip you in twain midair. so id start investing in ankle weights or something because you're gonna need em

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out

Thanks to the muppets, you just can't call your daughter Miss Piggy anymore

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.