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Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out

Thanks to the muppets, you just can't call your daughter Miss Piggy anymore

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.