still here, still gay

mappa is more greedy than we imagined;

what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day” 

what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads

The first one is the Mario Mix Roll. One side is a croquette with a ketchup sauce and egg salad, the other side is a Mushroom Napolitan. Napolitan is a Japanese version of pasta that is made with a ketchup based sauce rather than a traditional tomato sauce.

Yoshi's green melon bread, (unlike regular melon bread which is named for its shape) has melon juice cream and whipped cream inside.

Koopa's fire-breathing super hot fried chicken roll. There's hot spice in the chicken batter and chili sauce on the roll.

Princess Peach's Dolce is strawberry rare cheese and strawberry jelly. There's lemon whip cream on top, with milk and strawberry jelly.

Shining Star milk kanten. Kanten is an agar-agar jelly. It's got pineapple sauce on top.

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