you know i love you!

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

put me in your cart and drive me around yay!!!

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

just saw someone having a good day #Blocked

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

unrestrained summer fun