you know i love you!

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

i was in an rp server and someone said they had like 200+ ocs and that was mindboggling for me as i like juggle through 10 very unevenly

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

*Emails you my spore*

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person