you know i love you!

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin