you know i love you!

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

*Emails you my spore*

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

Refreshing beverage and whatever that green thing is now selling for only $2.49!