Tear him up!

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

<|:^)

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

@evilwizard are you in that?

i should sell this

Had a dream that I was living on the Animal Crossing Island and that they had added Burglary to the world. You had to pay Tom Nook thousands of bells to install a security system or your neighbors would sneak in and take one piece of your furniture. And if you saw your stuff when you were visiting their house you had to choose whether to bring it up and demand it back, or just let it slide for the sake of your friendship with them.

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

Hope a seabird or a wild eagle swoops down and takes your meals

Ok but i hope a rotten hand grabs ur throte & throttles U while swanging U around hard

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”