Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

OP’s description tags: dysseus returning home,achilles revealed,orestes pylades and the oracle,clytemnestra etc,odysseus and the plow,achilles vs hector,they did some really good ones for jason and the argonauts too which I might post separately

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

person (non-practicing)

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

Every few years someone reinvents the wacky idea of "what if countries were people?" and its always racist and people are always surprised by this for some reason

RIP Elektra of Mycenae you would’ve loved Child Protective Services, recreational axe throwing, the riot grrrl scene, and court mandated anger management classes 💔