Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

Does my impending sense of doom turn you on

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

Please come over and be weird to me please please please please please

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

Mercenaries at the tavern are always laughing at me saying "He hasn't the stones!" and I know they mean balls but sometimes I feel like they mean the powerful elfstones that can grant any wish. And it's like well nobody has those

I've just received some distressing news

i also just don't think "this language just sounds funny that's a fact" is a neutral position like. why does the language in question sound stupid/funny/scary. just think about it for a sec

Do you wanna go beat eachother up in the woods? (Flirting)

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan