Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

you can literally say "many of us are servants in modern times" and people will contort themselves around how retail or office or hospitality work must be what you mean, because they cannot imagine an "us" that includes the tens of thousands of living human people who are domestic servants.

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

im not addicted to pillow & blanky in fact i can get out of bed any time i want

The terrible thing about cats is that you can't even get mad at them when they're annoying because that's literally a small creature that loves you

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

small

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

being the only one who could stomach it currently in the house, I had to powerwash a lovecraftian mass of worms down the drain.

thankfully the worm amalgamation hasn't come back up the drain again.

scientist polycule call that a molecule

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

shoots you with my cupid arrow but you lowkey die

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating