Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

new genre called murderpunk where everything is murder powered

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

reading over my own wips: DAMN, this is so good! i hope the author updates soon!!