Trans. Pan. Dumb.

The way her hair moves as she dances >>>>>

@thatjawnchizz

Once i learn to dance like this it’s over for you bitches 😂😂😂

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

happy for him

the homosexual agenda

Just doing what i was told

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS

Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)

I’ve reblogged this before but it didn’t have these comments and HOLY HOT DAMN DID IT NEED THEM.

History is infinitely gayer than a lot of people want to admit <3

this legit gives me shivers

it’s like the sun and the moon so different but are together it such perfect beauty and harmony

I knew this was in my likes so I search for it all night.

@starttowonder

@claymored

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

It is realistic! #stopbringingeverythingdown2018

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

bringing this back bc i wore the shirt again today and some guy came up to me and gave me a high five while saying “FUCK YEAH SUPPORTING LESBIANS!!!” bc he thought it was the lesbian pride flag

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

straight no chaser’s christmas album is like the only one my dad plays in december we’ve listened to it since i was in high school at least

HO LY SHIT

STRAIGHT NO CHASER IS MY SHIT MAN

the great part is that I’m pretty sure Carmilla is pretty surprised that Laura doesn’t just bolt as well

#not only a THIS’ to the above#but also to the fact that Laura#places herself in Carmilla’s SPACE for protection#that part of the room which is Carmilla’s#and Laura puts herself there#it’s not just trust#it’s that unintentional but subtle way of being ‘claimed’#because of all the other things this also says#it’s ‘I am Carmilla’s’#and that totally fascinates me#’cuz I defintely don’t think this was a *conscious* choice on Laura’s part#which I’m reading as part of Carmilla’s confusion#cuz here’s this girl who’s been REJECTING Carmilla#since day one#saying not only ‘I trust you’#but ‘I am yours’#and there you have it#I am officially a Carmilla fangirl#gdi#stupid addictive one camera web series, (trancer21)

I think this move also showed WILL that Laura was important to Carmilla. I think pretty much the whole thing could have been blown off like Carmilla was trying to do, but this kind of trust is something else and it changed the whole game for them because Will knows.

^^All this. Also, the fact that Laura takes a moment to look between the two of them but her eyes linger on Carmilla and the look in her eyes shows just how instinctual her decision to run to Carmilla’s side really is. It’s human nature to seek safety and protection; the concept is embedded deep within us, and the fact that Carmilla represents that safety for Laura is fascinatingly beautiful. And then there’s the heartbreaking moment of Carmilla looking back, surprised that she’s been entrusted, that Laura is still there, that Laura is seeking shelter in her.. but then her eyes turn back to Will and she angles herself so that she’s right in his way to Laura, so that she’s the only thing stopping him from attacking Laura. It’s beautiful and it’s heartbreaking and it’s gorgeous and it’s basically the perfect depiction of this entire ship.

iM GONNA KEEP REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE DAMN THOSE COMMENTARIES ARE PERF AND I can’t take it

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

8. the dancing thing is right i can’t dance for shit

9. I fucking love pumpkin spice lattes.

10. White people with unfortunate tan or burn lines are always funny

SERIOUSLY

I am going to print this out and plaster it everywhere I go

my heart just broke

Not gonna lie; I’m on the verge of tears right now. Because this is what I see every night when I come into work. I work at a Jewish-run elder care non-profit. Even in the memory care unit, we’re seeing a rise in the residents’ anxiety levels, to the point where they’ve had to stop turning on the TV news stations (and these residents still love the news). Multiple residents are direct survivors of the Shoah; some barely escaped, and almost all of them lost family members in death camps. One resident was one of the children saved by the Kindertransport. Many other residents tell me stories of when they were kids, how their neighborhoods were destroyed and relocated and of the siblings and parents they no longer have. One newer resident was finally starting to settle in when Charlottesville happened. Even though we immediately changed the channel, she was shaken. She was inconsolable for hours. When I left for the night, she was still crying and refused to leave her room. Even now, weeks after the direct event, she still is wary to come to programs, fearing that if she is away from her room too long that her possessions and place will be stolen from her like they were in 1938. Even with dementia, even with Alzheimers, these residents remember what happened. They cannot forget their lost loved ones. They cannot forget the things stolen from them. They cannot forget, period. Because this fight against Neo-Nazis isn’t just a theoretical thing. These groups know that people are forgetting about Shoah; they take great strength knowing that people from that generation are dying. When they regard WWII as a “dark cloud” hanging over the heads of this generation, it is not with a solemn regard, with they knowledge that we must not forget lest we repeat our mistakes. These White supremacists, these White Neo-Nazis, see Shoah remembrance as something they will gladly eradicate. When people gladly throw out the Nazi salute, chant the 14 words, or march under the banner of “hail victory,” they are two things and two things only – Nazi apologists and Nazi supporters. Shoah survivors are not gone. They are still here. We need to stop ignoring that this normalization of Nazis marching in the street harms real people. It’s not just ideas. It’s not just “free speech”. We cannot forget. We cannot forget. We cannot forget.

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender