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Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty
Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty
Ok but we all thought this right???
IβM
THE HIGHWAYMAN
okay, good to know
well, so you see-
IβM
THE HIGHWAYMAN
Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.
Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?
These comments are breaking me
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Tumblr user @/dimensionaldoktor said βGoblin learns they have a racist swordβ
Tumblr user @/catgirlforeskin said βflash forward 30 sessions and thereβs a very dramatic death scene where we see the light in the sword go out in the middle of a fightβ
Tumblr user @/pageofrage612 said βOmg imagine some day some shapeshifter tries to pretend to be the goblin and the sword doesnβt glow for them and the party all knows now, thatβd be so coolβ
Tumblr user @/tyrannosaurus-trainwreck said βWhy...why would the people who made my sword enchant it to detect goblins?β
Tumblr user @/regularly-pruned said βSword, (capslock) made (end capslock) by a racist.β
Tumblr user @/thankchaosforspellcheck said βplot twist: the sword is racist towards everyone else, it only glows for goblins because it likes themβ
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Iβm crying over this picture
there they are
havenβt seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, itβs paul. driver, at full volume: morninβ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]
[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]
the game is called copy-reigen-when-heβs-not-lookin and dimple started it
here is my most pg family friendly post that i still really like even tho i didnt know how to draw serizawa yet
did⦠did she really say that? iconic
βExcuse You, i am Black and i Fuckβ
Best part: this was improv.
George wasnβt supposed to have a line there, he was supposed to brandish the sword, grab her and leave. George decided to ad-lib a line because he thought it was funny and that it was in character. So Nichelle had no idea that George was about to say anything. They start the take, George leaps over there, grabs her and says his line. And Nichelle Nichols, not Lt Uhura, looks at him with That Look on Her Face, and in two iconic words lets the world know what she and Lt Uhura are about.
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i am actually howling. what the Fuck
The unidentified lawyer, from a law firm that worked for Trump in the 1990s, visited the former president at Trump Tower after he refused to pay, according to The Guardian. βTrump made some apologetic noises. Then he said: βIβm not going to pay your bill. Iβm going to give you something more valuable,ββ Enrich wrote, per The Guardian.Β The former president then βrummaged around in a filing cabinetβ and pulled out a deed to a horse supposedly worth $5 million.Β βOnce he regained the capacity for speech,β the lawyer reportedly said, βThis isnβt the 1800s. You canβt pay me with a horse.β -The Hill.com
I had to look this up because I refused to believe it wasn't satire and, no. This is actually a thing he did in the 90s. Good grief.

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Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.
WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE LITTLE GUY
NOOOOOOOOOOO
To clarify: slavery as "punishment for a crime" is legal across the US. These 5 states are voting on making it ACTUALLY illegal, even in prisons.
These are NOT the 5 states I'd have expected to be on the forefront of "make slavery actually really truly illegal" and it's a GOOD thing they're trying to do.
So go vote if you can.
My favorite childhood shows β WB Kids

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People whining about the queen being a colonizer are full of shit. Name one country hurt by the queen
Making long-form webcomics is like