I simply do not watch movies and television

Beef jerky should be free

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

There is definitely a phenomena where people try SO hard to avoid anthropomorphism they end up looping around into this quasi-religious stance that humans have some essential non-biological quality that sets us apart from other animals. Like being so cautious about how you describe emotion experienced by a nonhuman animal that you go "that animal is not 'happy' it's just demonstrating a response to positive stimuli and receiving chemical reward signals" as if that's not also what human emotion is at the fundamental level.

Didnt even notice until after I reblogged that this isnt specifically about writing.

No no you misheard me. I'm actually a loansome cowboy. I roam these here ranges lookin' for trouble to pay off my student debts.

the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death

I’m sure it’s been addressed before but Kanye really does have a terrible grasp of which nations participated in the Battle of Thermopylae

Honestly Kanye this one’s kind of embarrassing these guys aren’t even historically contiguous. You’re all over the place, bud. This is a disgrace.

only tangentially related, but--i also can't stand the stance that making transgressive, controversial art is in and of itself politically progressive. there were these guys in 1920s italy you might have heard of who were making avant-garde, abstract, transgressive art too!

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

i could fuck up a yummy rn

kind of feeling like yummies r the vibe

no yummies until dinnertime

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

unironically goku being afraid of needles got me through some of my hardest times (went to the dentist today and guess what that fucker pulled out and shoved into my mouth wait hold on that sounds bad actually i’m gonna change to be. then this fucker stuck in my mouth ok wait no…. nevermind it still has the same insinuation of cock in my mouth and that’s not where i want this to go at all hmmmmmm ill circle back in this post later guys