shane hollander anal only pussy leaking down to his ass tdick neglected and ignored

and ilya is making him spread himself open so he can get a good look at how desperate he is while he uses his ass to get off :)

ilya leans forward and spits on shanes tdick and shane goes oh my god fuck and cant stop staring down at how it drips to his pussy and he gets sooo tight around ilya that he almost thinks he came just from that

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

That is the most beautiful mantis I have ever seen does anyone have her number?

shes not interested in youu