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♫She's got that fire in her eyes

And she's not afraid to fall or fly

They're building tomorrow as they go

Imperfectly perfect

Like someone I know!♫

— Descendants: Wicked Wonderland ❤️💙

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Lena Luthor Fashion Tournament: Season 4, Round 4, Match 3

Best outfit

102: white shirt, black vest (4x17)

108: black striped suit, red top (4x20)

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

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Lena Luthor Fashion Tournament: Season 4, Round 4, Match 2

Best outfit

70: black dress & sunglasses (4x03)

97: purple suit & vest, black shirt (4x15, 4x17)

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

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Lena Luthor Fashion Tournament: Season 4, Round 4, Match 1

Best outfit

77: dark green dress (4x05)

93: teal shirt, black pants (4x14)

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

randomnessoffiction

"So, got a Plan B, or an extra pair of trousers?" ❤️💙

Bonus:

#descendants #descendants wicked wonderland #brandy cinderella #rita ora

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talas-first-lady

Best/Stupidest Legends of Tomorrow Finale Title

Whichever one brings you the most joy. Go for stupid-amusing, not stupid-boring.

I will do more of these but this was an easy enough place to start.

Best/Stupidest LoT Finale Title

Legendary (1x16)

Aruba (2x17)

The Good, the Bad, and the Cuddly (3x18)

Hey, World! (4x16)

Swan Thong (5x14)

The Fungus Amongus (6x15)

Knocked Down, Knocked Up (7x13)

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

talas-first-lady

Consensus so far is that we’re all traumatized from Knocked Down, Knocked Up.

talas-first-lady

I keep seeing Chloe and Red as junior versions of Glinda and Elphie

I have spent way too many hours of my life thinking about Glinda that I’m ready to write an essay about how they’re both Elphies honestly.

talas-first-lady

@randomnessoffiction also if you are looking for Gelphie dynamics in a story about the children of fairytale characters going to high school together and dealing with the crushing expectations to follow in their parents’ footsteps, I must direct you towards Ever After High. Better than Descendants and centers around the popular blonde girl and the supposedly evil girl rooming together. Also includes a very queer-coded princess Charming who has a dance battle on a chess set in Wonderland. It used to be on Netflix, not sure if it still is.

randomnessoffiction

Thanks! I’ll look into it!

talas-first-lady

There also are/were webisodes on YouTube.

Me as an EAH fan watching Wicked Wonderland: They didn’t even give them a costume change when they fell down the hole? Unforgivable.

#ever after high #descendants wicked wonderland

tiarasnteakettles

I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either

I regret nothing.

I’m crying sksksksk

Draw me like Miette

You draw Miette?? You draw her like one of your French girls???? Oh! Oh! Ice berg for ship!

brunhiddensmusings

earhartsease

we cannot draw even a little so you’ll have to imagine we drew this:

miette pushing the heart of the ocean off the handrail into the sea

talas-first-lady

I keep seeing Chloe and Red as junior versions of Glinda and Elphie

I have spent way too many hours of my life thinking about Glinda that I’m ready to write an essay about how they’re both Elphies honestly.

talas-first-lady

@randomnessoffiction also if you are looking for Gelphie dynamics in a story about the children of fairytale characters going to high school together and dealing with the crushing expectations to follow in their parents’ footsteps, I must direct you towards Ever After High. Better than Descendants and centers around the popular blonde girl and the supposedly evil girl rooming together. Also includes a very queer-coded princess Charming who has a dance battle on a chess set in Wonderland. It used to be on Netflix, not sure if it still is.

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randomnessoffiction

Who’s the true villain of “Wicked Wonderland”?

Chessy Cheshire

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talas-first-lady

Whoever decided that they needed to bring Encanto into this.

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

#this is Charlie

iamthelowercase

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

beyond-crusading

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

talas-first-lady

I mean, he ALSO lies to me but at least he doesn’t require all the kingdom’s water.

ponytailcoby

Cinderella has a mirror that goes right into the Queen of Hearts' throne room?

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loverofpokemon

they are cool i kinda ship it

Oh man all the Gelphie and Glassheart gif sets I could make

Do itttttt

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