Hello

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

World Heritage Post

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Why tf is this mature content

i missed this post

reminds me of when she asked Astarion why he hadn’t been flirting with her. iconic.

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

being a boy in the zutara fandom is like being the boy character in an 80s cartoon like rainbow brite or strawberry shortcake where the writers realized that tho their show is marketed to girls there is a non-zero number of little gay boys also watching so they make a boy character named like Blueberry Ben or something and he comes along for the adventures but he never undermines the girls at all, doesn't have a crush on any of them, he's just part of the friend group and maybe occasionally he gets into some hijinks by being a little bit of a himbo and the girls come save him and then they all berate him like "come onnnn Blueberry Ben what have we told you about crossing through Old Man McGunkus's pumpkin patch? He is NOT afraid to invoke castle doctrine!" and he comes along for adventures but the girls are mostly in charge. and he gets to come to the slumber parties.

upset no one has giggled at the joke about castle doctrine......i thought that was pretty good..........

I DID have a giggle at that part, but it was bc it was 2am and my eyes were very sleepy so i read "castle" as "cattle" and imagined that it was a family friendly version where he just lets all his cows out and they come and stand in your way and maybe lick you

Reblog to invoke cattle doctrine and send a herd of cows to stand in the way of and lick prev

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.