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cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

theomnipotentfox

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

fictionalgod

allshipsareok

zykamiliah-temporal

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

sorcererofsolitude

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

atlinmerrick

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

rewordthis

This but also:

Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.

ladyelainehilfur

real paramedic x golden retriever firefighter AU energy with this

#I feel like the caption on this post NOT at all addressing the fact that former US President Jimmy Carter appears to have written this #is.... an interesting choice #definitely a surprising one.

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authorizedpope

everyone says 'prioritize your health' 'look after yourself' until they realize that making your wellbeing your first priority means making everything else a lower priority. and yeah, that's sometimes ok if it's temporary, but if those health issues are chronic? oh boy do they not like it when you actually take their advice. sometimes prioritizing your health means neglecting your work, your household chores, your social life. 'looking after yourself' means not putting your energy into looking after everyone else first. and the same people who tell you to prioritize your health will get upset with you when they realize it means you're no longer priorizing them.

if you have disabled or chronically ill people in your life and you extend them sympathy and tell them to look after themselves when they're feeling sick, but then you get upset at then because they keep canceling plans. please. reevaluate.

grumpyjesterr

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

grumpyjesterr

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

grumpyjesterr

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

grumpyjesterr

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

digitaldiscipline

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

lemonsharks

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

burntcopper

Rick, whilst swordfighting: My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.

Gomez: What. A. Woman.

userfish

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

userfish

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

kalichnikov

i wanna talk about this shot

kalichnikov

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

un-javi

karvina

teslaswife

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

God fucking damn it

bored-dromaeosaur

the-color-orange-offical

thegreenaper

rububble-yuri-central

@loss-detector

loss-detector

#I hate all of you.#I hate it here.#[also reblogs]

weirdlandtv

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

nimmenstjer

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

lorax177

I trode on the toad road

iridescentoracle

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omgthatdress

ily, menswear guy

spicyprincezuko

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

importantpics

desolationlesbian

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

desolationlesbian

her shows

#BLORBO FROM HER SINK!!!!

ad-astra-per-aspera-1389

rip shawn spencer, you would have loved overusing the phrase "skill issue"

#[sigh] yeah he would

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grimeclown

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"